Here we all are once more, welcome to OwlMan on Neocities, perhaps one of the very reasons why so many people no longer want to use the Web anymore. Regardless, welcome to this hellhole, ran by one of the biggest twats in all of history, Clive Python - a person who has no idea at all about how to even drink water on their own, let along run a website. You'll laugh, you'll cry, but you will mostly press Ctrl + W a lot... but anyway... Welcome to this Website on the World Wide Web, here you can find some really boring things that you won't like.
Why not stop by the OwlMan Library? It's a terrible place where loads of bad articles go into.
Hope you enjoy it here. Or not. It's up to you, really.
Some highlights are The Frog - A Short Story, Why Judas Priest are Better Than Metallica: A 5000 Word Essay, A Look Back At Christopher Eccleston's Doctor Who, INVESTMENT PROPOSAL, The Midnight Prowler, A Real DM I Received on DeviantArt, and Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivanremoved art part of the gallery.
Other CrapIf you really want to go down the rabbit hole that is this site, the best place to look on would be the Rubbish Page, but if you have little time - for some reason - here are the "best" bits.
Other, Other CrapI'm a bit weird, and because of that, I decided to help setup NeoZones, a webhome of sorts that my E-Friends also have sites on, please feel free to check it out!
Copyright 2016 - by Clive "James" Python, licensed under CC BY-NC-SA 3.0.