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OwlMail No.
Date: 26/05/18
E-Mail me: owlman@protonmail.com
My Website: https://owlman.neocities.org
Text falls under CC BY-NC-SA 3.0
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NEWSLETTER: "SOLDIER OF FORTUNE"
https://owlman.neocities.org/owlmail/8.htm
This Week:
>>WELCOME - To a whole new world...
>>MORE ON CWC - I'm sorry...
>>WHAT PEOPLE ON NEOCITIES HAVE MADE - Only the best!
>>ASCII OF THE NOW - We all love ASCII
>>CHECK THIS SHIT OUT! - You better!
>>GDPR - IT'S HERE!!!
>>UNTIL NEXT TIME... - Piss off
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>WELCOME
Hello there everyone, welcome to OwlMail, a
newsletter that doesn't care what skin colour
you are, what your religion is, or even what your
sexual orientation is, because I hate you all the
same :-)
In this issue we will be looking at CWC, what
people on Neocities have done, more links, plus
some more fun things, oh boy!
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>MORE ON CWC
In last week's issue of OwlMail I went over the
somewhat recent news that Christine Weston
Chandle has come-out as bisexual and is now in a
polyamorous relationship with two other people,
while I certainly do not condone the large of
mean and (a lot of the time) uncalled for things
trolls have done to her, I must admit that I
regally look and see what new and crazy things
they have done.
So, as I have nothing better to do, this part of
the newslatter is for people who want to learn
about CWC but might not know where to start.
: THE CWCKI
: https://sonichu.com/cwcki
: https://archive.sonichu.com
This is really the best place to start from, the
whole website tries to archive CWC's life. I
probably visit this site at least six times a day
in hopes that CWC did something new, if they did
nothing new, you can always press the "Random
page" button to find out about something you
didn't know about before.
Sadly, the website has a lot of downtime, and it
seems its been that way since the site has been
online. So, if the site is down when you go on
it, just wait five minutes then reload the page.
: BAD REVIEWS: SONICHU
: https://surl.neocities.org/snqPcu4s.htm
Holy shit are these reviews good. DStecks'
reviews of the Sonichu comics was where I first
found about CWC.
The DStecks reviews start off a little
crappy, but trust me, they get really good. If
you really don't want to read Sonichu but you
want to get an overview, Bad Reviews is a really
good place to start
: CHRIS CHAN: A COMPREHENSIVE HISTORY
: https://surl.neocities.org/7jDtKoHR.htm
: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3sIN_XCC2U
On-going documentary about CWC that is planning
to go over their whole life. So far it's very
good with them covering even their early life and
going into detail about events that accrued.
Worth a watch right now, so far it's nearly over
an hour long, so grab some pop corn!
++BEST OF CWC++
: SHECAMEFORCWC.JPG
: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/ShecameforCWC.JPG
At first, people believed the picture to be of
Christian's imaginary twin sister Crystal. In
order to defend his fictional sister's honour,
Chris said that the woman in the drawing was
that of Megan, his real life friend.
This is not only one of the worst drawings made
by CWC, as it shows us that he knows nothing
about the female body, but it also destroyed his
relationship with Megan, one of his only
true friends.
Even more than ten years later, Chris (now
Christine) has yet to make a new friend.
: BOB WALKS IN (AKA "JULAAAAY")
: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Bob_Walks_In
CWC's late father, Bob, walks in on him wanking.
: ECV 00002
: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/ECV_00002
Oh Christ, this is the point of no return. ECV
00002 is a fucking weird Christ made for his fake
girlfriend, Jackie, in the video CWC transform
into his Super-Mode forum, Chris-Chan Sonichu.
The video is fucking weird to watch.
: SONIC BOOM PROTESTS/DON'T CALL ANYBODY
: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonic_Boom_Protests
: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/26_December_2014
The tl;dr is that CWC was pissed off that Sega
made Sonic's arms blue (vs the usual skin
colour), so she started up a dumb Facebook page
to try and get Sega to change the colour back.
CWC started to tell people to boycott the
upcoming Sonic game, Sonic Boom.
CWC would vandalize copies of Sonic Boom
whenever she saw them, she also did this in
a GameStop. Employees of the shop asked them to
leave, they did this but only after brandishing
her can of mace and spraying it at one of the
employee's shirts.
: PRANK CALLS
: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Prank_calls
Some unknown classic prank calls can be found
here. One of the high-lights is "Bob Calls
Himself", where a troll uses a Robert Chandler
soundboard to prank the real Bob Chandler. For
some reason he doesn't seem to recognize his
own voice.
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>WHAT PEOPLE ON NEOCITIES HAVE MADE
It has been a long two weeks on Neocities, a lot
has happened, so here are some of the highlights
that you may like to view!
:CAPPY COMES BACK TO NEOCITIES
Around at the start of the 20th of May, Cappy
made her very welcome return to Neocities after
40 days not updating her site, but she is now
back and better than ever!
You should really check out her website, she
upgraded it recently so it's now version Two. You
should really take a look at her website, my top
pick would be her Cappy Comic. Cappy is a really
talented young artiest who needs more views!!!
: Her website
: https://gwtagacw.neocities.org
:JAKEONLINE MAKES A NEW NEWSLETTER
recently, the OwlMail newsletter came back to
life, like a zombie or Jesus, and Jake of
JakeOnline seems to have liked the idea, so he
made his own newsletter...again...
You might be thinking to yourself, "why are you
seemly okay with Jake using your idea" - well you
should see what the title for OwlMail #1
was, also he's like 13, why would I be pissed off
at a 13-year-old?
: The Hot Garbage Newsletter
: https://surl.neocities.org/UDtkq-bv.htm
Also, a short time ago I made an archive of his
past newsletters
: https://owlman.neocities.org/junk/newsletter/
:CUNT YOLK MAKES A SONG ABOUT THE CRAZY CUNT
Yes, that's right, someone made a song about the
Crazy Frog, AKA the Crazy Cunt.
The song is quite amazing, it's about the Crazy
Frog hunting you down like a dog and killing you.
You should really play the song right now... well
don't play it if say you're at a public space
where normal and not weird people will see that
you're playing a song about the Crazy Frog.
The song is so far one of Cunt Yolk's best work,
it's 1000 times better because it has a audio
clip of myself at the start!
: Cunt Yolk - The Crazy Cunt (ft. Clive Python)
: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsnWKpc9n7A
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>ASCII OF THE NOW
ASCII of The Now is a weekly thing that I do where
I show you the best ASCII art that I've found on
the Web. Oh boy, this week is great!
The ASCII art of this week is that of an
Edwardian Lady that was made by Hayley Jane
Wakenshaw, better known as hjw but also goes by
Flump. hjw comes from the countryside town of
Bedlington in Northumberland, England - now I'm
from the UK and even I have no idea where
that is, I've never even heard of the place!
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https://owlman.neocities.org/ascii.html#hjw
https://surl.neocities.org/nmEQ42dH.htm
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>CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!
From the worst part of the Web, I have found some
of the very best links for you to click on and
check out!
Enjoy at your own cost...
:KEEV!
:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/707687
:STEAMED HAMS ANIMATION COLLAB
:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/709641
:TOMORROW'S WORLD: MOBILE PHONE
:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vix6TMnj9vY
:THE POWER OF CHRIST
:https://surl.neocities.org/img/NI_AjPjj.htm
:XP START UP THEME (Thank you, morganvt)
:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNaGVbPuK-4
:RULES SUCK
:https://loadingartist.com/comic/rules-suck/
:WHAT YOU CAN'T SEE IN HARRY PARTRIDGE'S CARTOONS
:https://youtu.be/QcuC-HWzOvg
:FKN LOVE NEWZ POLICE
:https://youtu.be/0EPgEl8hICw
:SEINFELD BUT INSTEAD OF JERRY IT'S BARRY BENSON
:https://youtu.be/6HntuLtTPiE
:FREE CHAT UP LINES EPISODE #2
:https://youtu.be/wF93ozbL-sc
Seeing that this week is really about CWC, you
should take the time in playing Christian and
the Hedgehog Boys, that's all I'm saying.
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>GDPR
Over the past week, whenever I go on any website,
I was greeted by a large banner telling me that
from My 2018 my data will be handled in a
different way from what it currently was. I think
that the new GDPR rules that are here are great
for all EU citizens like myself, as we can
opt-out of quite a lot of options to use our
data.
Today I was on Twitter when I saw that one of
their "Moments" (ie news) was entitled "Here's
why people in Europe can't access a lot of US
websites", when you striped the article down to
the bear bones, it goes down to that a lot of US
websites have not yet updated their privacy
policy for the GDPR rules, so have just decided
it would be a lot easer to just block EU members.
Here are some of the news websites that are named
on the article;
* Arizona Daily Star
* Los Angeles Times
* all Tronc newspapers
* The New York Daily News
* plus more
: Article in question
: https://twitter.com/i/moments/999912609892593665
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>UNTIL NEXT TIME
Well, I hope you enjoyed this newsletter, there
won't be one next week because I'm going on
holiday in Wales, so I'm going to take a
week-long break from Neocities.
If you want me to make fun of you, please feel
free to join my Discord server full of other
spastics who are all virgins with rage.
https://owlman.neocities.org/odds/discord/
Anyway, hope you have a good Summer or whatever.
~ Clive "James" Python
P.S.
Never stop doing what you love, never.
{OuO} {OuO} -(Thank you for reading!)
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