Welcome to my website on the internet, here you can find some really boring things that you can neglect. It's not the law, but if you don't enjoy this great website, then you could go to jail for what seems like 50 years, but is really only 49 years. I know, that was a shitty joke. Piss off.
Why not stop by the OwlMale Library? It's a terrible place whe- DOOM!
Hope you enjoy it here. Or not. It's up to you really.
Wait how do i put links?
Ok I figured it out but I'm not going to update the list lol screw all of you you wankers.
Written by Jake "OwlMale" Online; The Worlds Biggest Wank me daddy. If you find any broken link, typo, grammatical or factual error, have any criticisms or suggestions, please don't hesitate to contact me at email@example.com
"The maze of interesting content" is a quote from strata.