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	OwlMail No. VII
	Date: 18/05/18
	E-Mail me: owlman@protonmail.com
	My Website: https://owlman.neocities.org
	Text falls under CC BY-NC-SA 3.0
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NEWSLETTER: "INTO THE JAWS OF DEFEAT"
https://owlman.neocities.org/owlmail/7.htm

This Week:
>>WELCOME - To a whole new world...
>>CWC COMES OUT AS BISEXUAL - Oh joy...
>>DUMB SHIT ON VIDLII - Someone will care
>>ASCII OF THE NOW - We all love ASCII
>>CHECK THIS SHIT OUT! - You better!
>>I FUCKING HATE SUMMER - stop plz
>>UNTIL NEXT TIME... - Piss off

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>WELCOME

Well hello there, young Internet search
astronaut! Welcome to issue number 7 of the ever
failing OwlMail

In this issue we'll be looking at the weird world
of CWC, a video host website, a metal band, plus
"much" more that you are "sure" to "love"!

If this is your first time reading OwlMail then
it is suggested that you close the tab RIGHT NOW
before it's too late to turn back.

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>CWC COMES OUT AS BISEXUAL

First off if you don't know who Christine Weston
Chandler* is, for the love of God, look them up
NOW! So over the years, CWC has been less than
tolerant towards "the homos" saying (dumb) shit
such as:

"Yes, I am a homophobe; I fear them all, and I
fear the tormenting temptations of falling off
the straight path. But then I mentally,
sometimes from a DVD (and if you'll pardon the
expression), shove some pussy in my face. I tell
you what, if I ever stoop down to changing my
path, I might as well would get a gender change
operation."

But as it turns out, in April 2018 Chandler came
out as bisexual and as of writing is now in a
polyamorous relationship with two other people.
First off, holy shit, nice one there CWC, not
only getting pussy but also dick, like damn son,
you're on a role there, fam! Second, I find it
really funny that someone who less than ten years
ago was probably one of the most homophobic
people around - why am I talking about this?
What points do I have? IDK.

: CWC comes out as bisexual
: https://surl.neocities.org/uKsamn25.html

* Yes, I know people like to call them Chris and
not Christine, but it would be hypocritical of me
(someone who likes to be called 'Clive' despite
that not being my legal name) to call
them 'Chris'.

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>DUMB SHIT ON VIDLII

Let's be real here, VidLii is the Club Penguin
Rewritten of video hosting sites.

For myself, VidLii hasn't really left a good
impact on me for three reasons; one, VidLii was
first created in 2015 and launched in 2016 as
VidBit, however the site shut down out of the
blue one day without telling anyone, thanks
guys! I only know that as I was a user on the
site at the time (you can see their old logo on
this shitty cartoon I made 
https://surl.neocities.org/mwE9qvnE.htm),
I only now know that they shut down "due
to copyright issues".

Second, around mid-April early May 2018, a mod
on the site, AliTheZombie13 (nice fucking
username), started to b& a large number of
users on the site and even (point three
(according to JakeOnline)) leaked a users IP,
leaked his email, and then banned him from the
site just because they didn't like him.

I don't know about you, but if this is true (I
doubt it's made-up) then this really paints VidLii
in a very bad light and as a shitty website ran
by people who don't care about their users at
all, why the sysop didn't do anything about a mod
doxxing users, I have no idea at all, if I was
the one running the site, I would have b&
AliTheZombie13 from the website forever and made
a public apology.

But, to be fair, AliTheZombie13 is no longer a
mod on the site and was replaced by VidLii's only
real known-face, a user called AM.

After this, can I recommend the site to anyone?
No, I do think I can at all - and that's a real
shame too, VidLii has a diverse community of
people making videos just because it's fun and
not for the money, but after this, I would stay
far away from the website.

: Copyright quote
: http://logos.wikia.com/wiki/VidLii

: According to JakeOnline
: https://jakeonline.neocities.org/blog.html

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>ASCII OF THE NOW

ASCII of The Now is a "weekly" thing that I do
where I show you the best ASCII art that I've
found on the Web. Yay!

This week's art is of a knight riding on their
horse, now I don't know about you, but that's a
pretty radical thing.

                  () ____
                  []|    (______
                  []|__ / snd   \
                  []   \________/
                  ||      ___
                  ||     /_  )__
       __|\/)     ||   _/_ \____)
 ,----`     \     ||  />=o)
 \_____      \    ||  \]__\
       `--,_/U\   B|\__/===\
          |UUUU\  ||_ _|_\_ \
          |UUUUU\_|[,`_|__|_)
          |UUUUUU\||__/_ __|
          |UUUUUU/-(_\.____/-------,
          /UU/    |H\__\    HHHH|   \
          |UU/    |H\  |HHHHHHH|    |\\
          UU      |HH\ \HHHHHHH|    | \\\
          U (     |<_\,_\HHHHHH|   /  \\\
          | \    |HHHHHHHHHHHHH|  /  \\\\
           \ \  ||=============| /   \\\\\
              \ |            \  |

https://owlman.neocities.org/ascii.html#snd
https://surl.neocities.org/4dhMgXnd.htm

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>CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!

From the worst part of the Web, I have found some
of the very best links for you to click on and
check out!

Enjoy at your own cost...

:YESTERDAY, ONE DAY AGO
:https://strata.neocities.org/yesterday/

:PRESERVING AND PROTECTING ARMY HISTORY
:https://archive.org/details/papah

:THE HAUNTED CASTLE
:https://surl.neocities.org/rd5uqZCe.htm

:THE DOOKIE BOYS
:http://explosm.net/shorts/345/the-dookie-boys

:THE MEAL SO NICE
:https://loadingartist.com/comic/the-meal-so-nice

:CUNT YOLK
:https://cuntyolk.neocities.org/

:HISTORICAL MISCONCEPTIONS
:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zMSMJZc9EA

:DO THE MARIO!
:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/19257

:IF I COULD SHIT OUT MY COCK
:http://www2.b3ta.com/images/rob/beatbox.mp3

:SHOOT THE CRAZY FROG
:https://surl.neocities.org/p3kAdKNq.htm

This issue's band is yet another British heavy
metal group, that being Angel Witch who formed
in London in 1977. Angel Witch are a pretty good
band when it comes down to it, sadly they only
have a small back catalogue of four albums made
up of original music.

One thing I can't help but comment on is how
many past members the band have had, according
to their Wikipedia page, in total the band have
had up to 27 past members, holy shit! Kiss are
known for having a lot of past members, but they
have nothing on these guys!

I was in HMV one day when I saw that there was a
Angel Witch record for sale for 18 of my British
pound sterlings, did I get it? Hell yeah I got
it, I didn't even think twice about getting it,
and was it fucking magnificent? Fuck yes it was,
cunt!

Admittedly the album was made up of old demos by
the band, but I fucking love demos, so I really
don't care, one of my top picks from the album is
"Flight Nineteen".

The album by the way can be found by following
the bottom link, you can play it for free and
even download the whole album at no cost, but
all of the money will be donated to the victims
of the Grenfell Tower fire, so you might as well
chip in some money.

: Angel Witch website
: http://angelwitchcoven.com/

: Angel Witch on Bandcamp
: https://angelwitch.bandcamp.com/

: Angel Witch - Seventies Tapes
: https://surl.neocities.org/n72pxnrv.htm

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>I FUCKING HATE SUMMER

This is why we call the "rant" part of the post,
where everything falls apart. In case you have
no idea what I look like, picture the most white
person you can; well that's me. Summer kills my
whole body and will to live, it's so fucking hot
it's nearly 20°C, for myself 10°C is
fucking hot, I'm used to it being below 5°C
most of the time.

I don't get why people love being in a hot place
when you can be in a cool place. Whenever someone
questions me about it they always go "But Georg,
why don't you like being hot? It's really nice!"
I always say the same thing back to them "Well,
when it's cold you can put on more layers, but
when it's hot you can only take so much off
before being arrested. Also I'm not called Georg"

Hot weather will one day kill me.

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>UNTIL NEXT TIME

Well, if you read all of that then you only have
yourself to blame here, after all I did warn you
at the start to not read this, but did you
listen? Did you ever. That was foolish of you to
read this newsletter.

~ Clive "James" Python

P.S. Just in case anything goes wrong, by reading
this you agree not to sue me under any
circumstance.

Also, if you want to, please read my article on
methods of torture and execution! It's a really
grizzly read about ways humans kill and harm
other people, if you're into gruesome
things, you'll love the article!

: https://owlman.neocities.org/library/motae.html

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