________ .__ _____ .__.__ \_____ \__ _ _| | / \ _____ |__| | / | \ \/ \/ / | / \ / \\__ \ | | | / | \ /| |__/ Y \/ __ \| | |__ \_______ /\/\_/ |____/\____|__ (____ /__|____/ \/ \/ \/ {O,O} {O,O} /)_) (__(\ "" " " OwlMail No. X Date: 01/10/18 E-Mail me: owlman@protonmail.com My Website: https://owlman.neocities.org Text falls under CC BY-NC-SA 3.0 ___________________________________________________ NEWSLETTER: "INSIDE THE POWER CAGE" https://owlman.neocities.org/owlmail/9.htm If you have any questions, comments, or anything in between, please don't hesitate to E-Mail me! This "Week": >>WELCOME >>THE DISNEY TATTOO GUY >>SOME COOL CC ART >>ASCII OF THE NOW >>CHECK THIS SHIT OUT! >>WHAT PEOPLE ON NEOCITIES HAVE MADE >>UNTIL NEXT TIME... ------------------------------------------------- >WELCOME Welcome to the 10th newsletter, what has it been, forever since the last one? Yeah, my bad... The news letter took the biggest hit after I started to do a number of other projects like Hyperlink (press f), Penny's Pages, becoming a pimp, etc. So don't expect to see this newsletter to keep being made, duh. ------------------------------------------------- >THE DISNEY TATTOO GUY Late last Monday, I was browsing the b3ta interview archives when I came across one that was from George C. Reiger Jr., who is also known as "The Disney Tattoo Guy", a man was has spent, as he writes on his now-offline website, "well over $100,000" getting "over 1,600 exact Disney tattoos" that cover over 85% of his body. According to the interview on b3ta (linked below), Mr. Reiger (born in 1954) has been married up to six times in the past, and his life is everything Disney. Here are some of the more interesting answers Reiger gave to b3ta; Q. Do your children like Disney, or has rebellion made them like someone like Geiger instead? A. My 23 year old left at the age of 13 - she got tired of it, and as I said my other daughter left a few months back. Every thing has to be Disney, and they couldn't cope with it. ---- Q. What do you think of cartoons like the Simpsons? A. I've never seen a single episode, so I couldn't tell you - I only watch Disney. ---- Q. How did you meet wife number six? A. Doing magic in a bar. ---- Q. What was the last good book you read? A. I only read Disney books, so it would be the new Haunted Mansion book that came out in September. ---- Q. You say you've spent $900,000 on your Disney love over the past 30 years. That's £30,000 per year. How can you afford this? A. It's actually more that that (my web site is 3 years old). I've spent over $100,000 just on the tattoos. The house is worth around $500,000, and my collection is in the millions. I've worked for the Post Office (for 26 years) but I also do over 250 magic shows a year. That's what pays for Disney (so, if anyone in England needs a magic show, please let me know). ---- Quite some stuff, you can read the full thing by following this URL:- :b3ta interview :https://b3ta.com/interview/disney/ ------------------------------------------------- >SOME COOL CC ART Creative Commons is great; it allows other people to not only remix someone's work, but share it with the world. I've been using a CC license for sometime now, as I truly believe that allowing others to build upon legally, and to share one's own work is a great thing, and can help progress that of the world of art, science, technology, and our life. As a way to I guess help spread this idea, I've picked some art that is CC, and I like the l00k of... : SEAN TILLEY - HEAD OF GOVERNMENT (2013) Weird drawing of a head in the sky. Sean Tilley writes "I really enjoyed doing this one. I wanted to mix together several elements of destruction and decay, and contrast it against a figure that had all sorts of power, but no desire to fix the real problem. If you look, the head's crown is a prison combined with a city". https://surl.neocities.org/img/10/tilley_hog.png : SONA LORANO - YOU ARE A BITTER PILL (2018) Candy-coloured drawing of a young girl, trying to swallow a bitter pill. https://surl.neocities.org/img/10/sonalorano.jpg : KALEV MÖLD - EYECUBES (2010) Creepy CG creation showing eyeballs in that of a jelly-like substance. https://surl.neocities.org/img/10/eyecubes_10.png ------------------------------------------------- >ASCII OF THE NOW ASCII of The Now is a weekly thing that I do where I show you the best ASCII art that I've found on the Web. Oh boy, this week is great! The ASCII art of this issue is, I think, comes from our first non-English speaking Website, oh boy! :D The art for this issue is called "Kleines Einhorn, stehend", that means something on the lines of "Little unicorn, standing". Of cause, the national animal of Scotland is the unicorn (not joking, look it up), so keep that in mind you make fun of a Scott! \ \ji /.((( (,/"(((__,--. \ ) _( /{ !|| " :|| !|| :|| ctr ''' ''' https://owlman.neocities.org/ascii.html#ctr https://surl.neocities.org/xq8ADjhR.htm ------------------------------------------------- >CHECK THIS SHIT OUT! From the worst part of the Web, I have found some of the very best links for you to click on and check out! Enjoy at your own cost... : THE GIANT HAMPSTER ATTACK PAGE : https://www.asciipr0n.com/4096/hampster/ : PEOPLE PLAYING CHESS ON ROLLER COASTERS : https://xkcd.com/chesscoaster/ : 'SCUSE ME : https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/711800 : 3D MODEL OF DOOMGUY : https://surl.neocities.org/OqikMQmf.htm : CHICKEN-O-METER : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8HT8aUb5q4 : DETROIT: BECOME HUMAN (ZERO PUNCTUATION) : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vF5TVjTC56E : ASHENS AND THE QUEST FOR THE GAMECHILD : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Tf2As_AQ6s : THE 'ALIEN' GAME I'VE WAITED 30 YEARS FOR : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sFXDDxFIHE : CATEGORY:STREET ART : https://surl.neocities.org/y30K5GiL.htm : THE PACMAN COLLAB : https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/712078 For this issues band of the week, is the UK's very own Half Man Half Biscuit, who have got a new fuckin' album out! (Okay, it _has_ been out for more than a few months). Saying that you don't like HMHM is just like someone saying that the world is flat, I'm sorry to say, but you're just pure wrong, and I can prove that you're wrong with science. Their new album, No-One Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut, is the fourteenth album by the Wirral-based band. The Album is quite really g00d, just like most of the songs by HMHB, the lyrics almost seem random, and not important to the over all song. So instead of the lyrics taking center stage, the instruments take the light. While playing the album on my sexy Spotify account, I was reminded of the Lemon Demon song "Word Disassociation", as both Word Disassociation and HMHB's lyrics seem to be picked at pure random. Please note that I am not trying to dis Lemon Demon or even HMHB at all, in fact I love both of the bands, I'm sure the words to both of the band's lyrics were picked as if they were apples from a tree. ANYWAY! Please play the music from Half Man Half Biscuit (and also Lemon Demon)! ------------------------------------------------- >WHAT PEOPLE ON NEOCITIES HAVE MADE Here are some interesting things that people on Neocities have made since the last OwlMail issue! :CHEREN OF BUGLAND MAKES SHIT IN BLENDER As of late I've become a real sucker for anything made in Blender, so I was really happy when I found out that cheren of Bugland had made some cool things in Blender. As a bonus link, have a link to a new subreddit that I found that is just for doughnuts made in Blender! : Their 3D work : https://surl.neocities.org/hShEeF_A.htm : /r/BlenderDoughnuts : https://www.reddit.com/r/BlenderDoughnuts/ :DOTCOMBOOM NOW ON TILDE.TOWN Our fellow Neocities member, dotcomboom, has made an account on the ever so growing tilde.town, you should check it out as it's very cool 'n' stuff, yeah? Also if you can, please check out their, I guess, other website that is hosted via the Gopher protocol. : Their tilde.town : https://tilde.town/~dcb/ : Via the Gopher protocol : tilde.town:70/1/~dcb :OWLMAN DOES SHIT ON HITLER If you didn't know I made a joke article for April Fools' Day about how people have only just found out that Hitler was indeed a Nazi, well, ever since then I've been working on-and-off on a big-arse article about a lot of his art. Please feel free to take a look at it, I would really recommend reading the part on 1913's "Mother Mary with the Holy Child Jesus Christ" as it's just so weird. : Art by Hitler : https://owlman.neocities.org/art/hitler/ : Was Hitler a Nazi? : https://surl.neocities.org/hitler_art.html :HYPERLINK CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD That's right, fuckers, the webring Hyperlink came back from the dead for a few weeks, after it became a "webhome" for a number of other people, however, it's now dead. Woah. It's not currently online, however, I made an archive of it via archive.org, another thing of note is that my own sub-site on there was mirrored by myself, and is linked below : ARCHIVE.ORG MIRROR : https://archive.org/details/hyperlink_230718 : OWLMAN ON HYPERLINK MIRROR : https://owlman.neocities.org/hyperlink/ ------------------------------------------------- >UNTIL NEXT TIME Sorry. ~ Clive "James" Python P.S. Never stop doing what you love, never. {OuO} {OuO} -(Thank you for reading!) /)_) (__(\ "" " " ___________________________________________________ |