Get the meth kit out; it's Christmas!
Well it's time once more, good job everyone, you made it another year. Much like last year, I would like to wish everyone of my readers and friends a very happy and merry Christmas from myself, and even if you don't calibrate it, I still wish you a happy 2020 and best of luck.
I know that many of you do not even believe in any religion let along the Christian one, but let's try and not act like an utter bastard this Christmas and be nice to other people -- or not, who am I kidding? You are all horrible, horrible people who I hope all fry. To Hell with the lot of you, you've ruined Christmas. Christmas is cancelled, it's over thanks to you. Hear that? Do you hear it? It's all of the children crying because Father Christmas didn't arrive this year. I hope you're happy with yourself.
Happy New Year!
Written by Clive "James" Python, 2019-12-25.