2017

By Clive Python | 14jammar

A look at what is going on in the space year A.D. 2017...

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Days follow UTC +0:00

Also, a thank you to James for pointing out that I missed the month of April. Thank you man!

JANUARY
01. Istanbul Shooting killing 39 [reddit, BBC, Wikipedia]
02. CNN uses screenshot from Fallout 4 to show how Russians hack things [Yahoo!], Reports have come in that William Christopher passed away on the 31st of December '16 [BBC]
03. Man dies in Huddersfield police operation [BBC]
04. Dabbing son upstages new US congressman [BBC]
05. UK military to build prototype 'laser weapon' [BBC], Turkey car bomb and gun attack near courthouse in Izmir [BBC]
06. Broward Sheriff Fire confirms 5 dead, 8 hurt at FLL shooting [WSVN, reddit]
07. NHS rejects claims of 'humanitarian crisis' in England's hospitals [BBC]
08. Queen makes first appearance after heavy cold over Christmas [BBC]
09. Man jailed for 22 years for stealing a television remote [The Independent]
10. MormonLeaks dumps 4 new documents about LDS Church [KSL.com]
11. Microsoft Anti-Porn Workers Sue Over PTSD [The Daily Beast]
12. Swiss town denies passport to Dutch vegan because she is 'too annoying' [Yahoo!]
13. Tearful Joe Biden awarded freedom medal by Obama [BBC]
14. Carrie Fisher won't be digitally recreated [BBC]
15. Sea Shepherd finds Japanese ship 'with slaughtered whale' [Yahoo!]
16. Elections to be held in Northern Ireland on 2 March [BBC]
17. Nigeria air strike error kills up to 100 in refugee camp [BBC]
18. Edward Snowden's leave to remain in Russia extended for three years [The Guardian]
19. Obama commutes 330 drug sentences on last day as president [The Big Story]
20. President Trump [BBC, Wikipedia]
21. Anti-Trump protests [Reuters]
22. Three suspected al Qaeda members killed [Reuters]
23. Gorden Kaye, 'Allo 'Allo! star dies at 75 [BBC]
24. Brexit: Supreme Court says Parliament must give Article 50 go-ahead [BBC]
25. Trump orders wall to be built on Mexico border [BBC], Google banned publishers for fake news [recode]
26. Trump slams Mexico as leader cancels trip [BBC]
27. Anti-abortion rally [BBC], UK and US 'committed' to NATO [BBC], STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM HER [BBC]
28. We now know that Sir John Hurt has passed away [BBC, The Telegraph]
29. Trump stands firm over dumb travel ban [BBC]
30. Six killed, eight wounded in Quebec City [BBC]
31. MPs to debate Donald Trump state visit petition [BBC]

FEBRUARY
01. Fox News deletes false Quebec shooting tweet after Canadian PM's office steps in [The Guardian]
02. Nun receives death threats for suggesting Mary was not a virgin [The Guardian]
03. French soldier shoots machete-wielding man [BBC]
04. U.S. federal judge halts Trump's ban [Vox, BBC, The Guardian, Wikinews]
05. Black Sabbath bow out in Birmingham with final concert [BBC]
06. Police killing cannibal Stefano Brizzi dies in prison [BBC]
07. Suicide bomber in Afghan Supreme Court, killing 19 [Intellinews], Rolf Harris cleared of sex assault charges [BBC]
08. Twitter loses ad revenue despite gaining 2 million users and Trump 'boost' [The Guardian]
09. Wikipedia bans Daily Mail as 'unreliable' source [The Guardian]
10. Liverpool bans The Sun reporters from attending matches at Anfield [The Independent]
11. Army veterans return to Standing Rock to form a human shield against police [The Guardian]
12. KKK 'imperial wizard' found dead near Missouri river after employer reports him as missing [NY Daily News]
13. EU to force Netflix to let people watch films from other countries' libraries [The Independent]
14. Kim Jong-un's half-brother 'assassinated by two female agents using poisoned needles' in Malaysia [The Independent
15. Winston Churchill's views on aliens revealed in lost essay [BBC]
16. Colorado to allow pharmacists to prescribe birth control [9News]
17. Tony Blair calls for people to 'rise up' against Brexit [BBC], Dick Bruna dies [BBC]
18. Norma McCorvey, whose test case made abortions legal in the United States, has died [BBC]
19. Home Office agrees to review asylum claims of child refugees in France [The Guardian]
20. Drop in teenage suicide attempts linked to legalisation of same-sex marriage [The Guardian]
21. Facebook deletes fake child-cancer posts accounts [BBC]
22. Cressida Dick appointed as first female Met Police chief [BBC]
23. Woman killed as UK hit by winds reaching 94mph [BBC]
24. CNN banned from White House press briefing [CNN]
25. Woman charged after Dexter Neal dog death [BBC]
26. Bill Paxton dies aged 61 [BBC]
27. North Korea 'executes five senior officials with anti-aircraft guns' [The Independent]
28. Wikipedia goes data-free in Iraq [BBC]

MARCH
01. Facebook artificial intelligence spots suicidal users [BBC]
02. Son of Nazi governor returns art stolen from Poland during World War II [The Guardian]
03. Experts find mass grave at ex-Catholic orphanage in Ireland [Associated Press]
04. Father raped lesbian teenage daughter to 'show her’ sex with men is better [news.com.au]
05. Trump urged to back up claims his phones were tapped by Obama [BBC]
06. South Lakes Safari Zoo: Council refuses owner licence [BBC]
07. Wikileaks: CIA has tools to snoop via TVs [BBC]
08. Ruth Neely, Wyoming judge against same-sex marriage, censured [CBS]
09. Fox News pays out $2.5 million to settle sexual assault of contributor [The Independent]
10. Farmer, 83, cleared over shooting man on his land [BBC]
11. US attorney Preet Bharara fired after refusing Jeff Sessions' order to resign [The Guardian]
12. Sir Tim Berners-Lee targets fake news [BBC]
13. Boaty McBoatface to go on its first Antarctic mission [The Guardian]
14. EU workplace headscarf ban 'can be legal', says ECJ [BBC]
15. Outrage as Brazilian football club signs goalkeeper whose girlfriend's body was fed to dogs after he ordered her torture and murder [The Telegraph]
16. Britain bans new MPs from employing family members [Yahoo!]
17. Pakistan asks Facebook to help fight blasphemy [BBC]
18. Chuck Berry dies at 90 [Wikipedia]
19. Man arrested over Finsbury Park toddler murder [BBC]
20. Prison guards who 'boiled schizophrenic inmate to death' will not face charges [Yahoo!]
21. Stolen Van Gogh paintings return to Amsterdam after 14 years [AP News]
22. 2017 Westminster attack [Wikipedia]
23. London attack: Khalid Masood identified as killer [BBC]
24. Madison, Wisconsin commits to 100% renewable energy [inhabitat]
25. Militia fighters decapitate 40 police officers in Congo ambush [reuters]
26. 16 shot, 1 fatally, at Cincinnati nightclub [WLWT5]
27. A Redditor's drug-dealing fiction is being used against him in court [The Verge]
28. SpaceX is about to make history by relaunching a used Falcon 9 rocket [The Verge]
29. Club Penguin shuts down!!! [Club Penguin]
30. Cards Against Humanity creator wants to buy Congress's browser history [CBS]
31. Pornhub and Youporn to offer encryption by default, preventing ISPs from tracking the type of Porn you watch [The Verge]

APRIL
01. Mother and son who 'gave shelter to homeless man' stabbed to death at family home [The Independent]
02. Woman charged with child abuse for circumcising her 4-year-old son [The Independent]
03. Police hunt two suspects after at least 11 dead killed in St Petersburg metro bombing [The Independent]
04. Homes daubed with Latin graffiti [BBC]
05. Trump's chief strategist Steve Bannon stripped of national security council role [The Guardian]
06. Syria war: US says no role for Assad following gas 'attack' [BBC]
07. Stockholm lorry rams crowds, killing 'at least four people' [BBC]
08. South Dakota man gets $190 fine for snake without leash [Yahoo!]
09. ISIS claims responsibility for Egypt's Palm Sunday church bombings [CNN]
10. 2 Adults Dead in Classroom, 2 Students in Critical Condition After Suspected Murder-Suicide [KTLA]
11. Gag order keeps Oregon from telling public about cancer-causing pollutant [Oregon Live]
12. Charlie Murphy Dies at 57 [The Daily Beast]
13. US drops 'largest non-nuclear bomb' in Afghanistan area populated by Isis members [The Independent]
14. Pharmaceutical giant 'plotted to destroy cancer drugs to drive prices up 4000%' [The Independent]
15. Everton ban the Sun after Ross Barkley article [BBC]
16. Geography teacher cleared of raping pupil says men should stay away from teaching [The Telegraph]
17. West Virginia to become 29th state to legalise marijuana for medical use [The Independent]
18. PM calls for early election to strengthen Brexit hand [Reuters]
19. Lawyers for Alex Jones's Ex-Wife Show His Shirtless, Allegedly Drunk InfoWars Videos in Custody Trial [The Daily Beast]
20. Russia bans Jehovah's Witnesses after supreme court rules Christian sect 'extremists' [The Independent]
21. Ugo Ehiogu: England boss Gareth Southgate 'stunned' by death of former team-mate BBC
22. Michigan makes it illegal for undercover police to have sex with prostitutes they are investigating [The Independent]
23. North Korea 'detains American citizen' [BBC]
24. Unroll.me head 'heartbroken' that users found out it sells their inbox data [The Guardian]
25. Election: Theresa May urges voters to 'strengthen my hand' [BBC]
26. Pope Francis is paying the rent on a private beach for the disabled [CNN]
27. Leo Baxendale: Bash Street Kids and Minnie the Minx comic legend dies [BBC]
28. InfoWars' Alex Jones Loses Custody Case, Ex-Wife Wins Right to Decide Where Children Live [The Daily Beast]
29. Mexican Congress approves use of medical marijuana [Reuters]
30. Judge won't hear gay adoptions because it's not in a child's 'best interest' [USA Today]

MAY
01. Riot in Paris as protesters clash with police and Front National supporters at May Day workers' march [The Telegraph]
02. YOUTUBE STAR DADDYOFIVE LOSES CUSTODY OF TWO CHILDREN FEATURED IN 'PRANK' VIDEO, MOTHER SAYS [The Independent, reddit]
03. Woman found guilty and faces year in jail for laughing at Jeff Sessions [The Independent]
04. Prince Philip to step down from carrying out royal engagements [BBC]
05. Scientology facilities in Tennessee closed after police find patients held against their will [Global News]
06. France bans extremely thin models [BBC]
07. Macron wins French presidency by decisive margin over Le Pen [The Guardian]
08. Senator reveals that the FBI paid $900,000 to hack into San Bernardino killer's iPhone [CNBC]
09. Philippines senator tells UN reports of drug war killings are 'alternative facts' [The Guardian]
10. Labour manifesto draft leaked [BBC]
11. Protesters call for investigation following FBI director firing [Yahoo!]
12. Drug users 'getting Winstoned' by new £5 note as they complain of cut noses when snorting cocaine [The Independent]
13. 'Rare as winning the lottery': New dinosaur fossil so well-preserved it looks like a statue [The Washington Post]
14. Pope Francis acknowledges 2,000-case backlog in sex abuse cases [Fox News]
15. Moors Murderer Ian Brady dies [BBC]
16. Playboy model Dani Mathers faces jail after secretly Snapchatting photo of naked woman at gym [The Independent]
17. Conservative manifesto: Firms to pay more to hire migrant workers [BBC]
18. Reports that Chris Cornell has died come in [Wikipedia]
19. Julian Assange: Sweden drops rape investigation [BBC]
20. Italy makes vaccination mandatory for children [DW]
21. Man who saved the NHS from hackers says 'super invasive' British tabloids are forcing him to move house [The Independent]
22. Female genital mutilation is a religious right claim lawyers in first US case on the practice [The Independent]
23. Sir Roger Moore, James Bond actor, dies aged 89 [BBC]
24. Wikipedia can pursue NSA surveillance lawsuit: U.S. appeals court [Yahoo!]
25. US air strike on IS killed 105 civilians in Iraq's Mosul [BBC]
26. Egypt: At least 28 dead as gunmen fire on bus carrying Coptic Christians [CNN]
27. Chipotle says 'most' of its restaurants were infected with credit card stealing malware [The Verge]
28. Police say eight people are dead, including deputy sheriff, after shooting in Mississippi [WFTV]
29. Golfer Tiger Woods says prescription medication led to DUI arrest in Jupiter [WPTV]
30. Mike Dubke, White House communications director, quits [BBC]
31. Kabul bomb: Diplomatic zone attack kills dozens [BBC]

JUNE
01. Trump withdrawing US from Paris Climate Agreement but open to returning [ABC News]
02. Murder case dropped after man serves 25 years in prison [AP News]
03. Walmart Is Accused of Punishing Workers for Sick Days [New Your Times]
04. London attack: Single police officer took on all three terrorists alone armed only with baton [The Independent]
05. Two London attackers named by police [BBC]
06. Net neutrality: Amazon among top internet firms planning day of action [The Guardian]
07. 17-year-old killed in double shooting over Air Jordans on Detroit's west side [Click On Detroit]
08. Boy, 4, died alone in Hackney flat two weeks after his mother's death [The Guardian]
09. UK Election 2017: The result in maps and charts [BBC]
10. Adam West: TV Batman actor dies at 88 [BBC]
11. Puerto Rico holding referendum on US statehood [CNN]
12. Alex Jones doubles down on Sandy Hook conspiracy theory in 'disgusting' Megyn Kelly interview [The Independent]
13. Portland police had suspect name, sex assault kit in 2011, but it took 5 years to test evidence [The Oregon]
14. 4 killed, including gunman, in shooting at UPS facility in San Francisco [ABC 7 News]
15. London fire: Prime minister orders full public inquiry [BBC]
16. Five officials will face manslaughter charges for Flint water crisis [MLive]
17. University of Michigan to offer free tuition to some in-state students [Detroit Free Press]
18. Bodies of 7 Missing U.S. Sailors Found in Destroyer Damaged in Collision [NBC]
19. Coroner: Cocaine among drugs found in Carrie Fisher’s system [AP News]
20. Yale dean who called people 'white trash' on Yelp leaving her post [Fox News]
21. US gun laws: Colorado to arm teachers in classrooms[BBC]
22. No Arrests If Calling 911 During Drug Overdose: NYPNBC
23. Lazy Town actor Stefán Karl Stefánsson's pancreatic cancer has reached Stage IV and has become terminal [We The Unicorns]
24. Bernie and Jane Sanders, under FBI investigation for bank fraud, hire lawyers [CBS]
25. Google wants to increase government access to customer data to help combat terror attacks [The Independent]
26. Google hit with record EU fine over Shopping service [BBC]
27. Pregnant girlfriend shoots and accidentally kills boyfriend [Valley News]
28. Lost dogs return home after owners cook sausages near where they went missing [The Telegraph]
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Written by Clive "James" Python, 26/12/16 - ongoing work.

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