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March 19, 2002

Sperm bank loses its cool
The Scotsman | Submitted by: Insanewarlock
"A Scottish hospital was yesterday accused of covering up an accident which has left hundreds of cancer patients facing a childless future... Health trust officials revealed yesterday that samples of sperm taken from 296 patients before undergoing cancer treatment may have been damaged after a freezer 'over-heated' over a 48-hour period." It took them 8 months to admit the error.

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Five years prison for biting off nipple
World Online | Submitted by: kara
"A woman who bit off the nipple of her Indonesian maid has been sentenced to five years in jail - Singapore's stiffest sentence yet for maid abuse. And the judge rejected an argument that chronic depression had led the boss to commit cruel acts. The district judge, Wong Keen Oon, said that biting the 19-year-old woman's breasts until one nipple fell off was "obviously aimed at inflicting the most extreme form of humiliation on the maid".

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Taliban receives oral sex on stage
Guardian | Submitted by: cat
Local authorities in the southern Spanish city of Granada were meeting yesterday to discuss withdrawing funding from an international comic fair after organisers decided to enliven an awards ceremony by paying two actors to dress up as Taliban and perform live oral sex on stage.

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Massive clown protest ends in chaos
Santa Cruz Sentinel | Submitted by: Scooter
"You are born a clown. And for those brave enough to be out as clowns, the world can be a cold and unwelcome place. As long as one clown is oppressed, no man is free." And on that note, eighty clowns took to the streets to frighten the good citizens of Santa Cruz before abandoning their crusade for alcohol and karaoke. Even the mimes hate them.

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Nigger not offensive
AAP | Submitted by: cat
The name of a stadium in Australia monikered after rugby player "Nigger" Brown has been deemed inoffensive by a High Court. "Mr Brown, who had blond hair and blue eyes, was nicknamed "Nigger" by his teammates because he was a dapper dresser who used to polish his shoes with "Nigger Brown" polish that was available in those days."

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Buggery taints Ireland
The Anglo-Celt | Submitted by: kev
It almost seems quaint: "It was stated in court that the defendant was buggered on scores of occasions as a young man by local farmers during haymaking time and by a local publican. Those people had told him that what they were doing was not wrong, that it was natural. Matters like this were not talked about in the rural Ireland of the 50s and 60s."

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U.S. monitoring drug advocates
US Department of Justice | Submitted by: f00f
"This report is an overview of the threat that certain Internet websites pose to adolescents and young adults in the United States. This preliminary baseline is intended to assist policymakers in countering this threat to America's youth. This report focuses on websites that promote or facilitate the production, use, and sale of MDMA, GHB, and LSD, three significant "club drugs."

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Urine sales banned in South Carolina
The Register | Submitted by: Todd
Selling of Urine is now banned in the State of South Carolina after a Surpreme Court ruling. This seems to have been done to piss off Kenneth Curtis of Privacy Protection Services, who sells guarenteed drug-free Urine for $69. The urine comes complete with a pouch, tubing, and warming packet designed to keep the urine at a suitable temperature. Supposedly enough urine is supplied for two tests. Curtis has moved his business to North Carolina.

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New form of pollution discovered
space.com | Submitted by: Soylent
"The new law defines light pollution as 'every form of illumination by artificial light which is dispersed outside the areas it is dedicated to, particularly if directed above the level of the horizon.' Under the law, Czech Republic citizens and organizations are obligated to take measures to prevent the occurrence of light pollution of the air."

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