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November 06, 2002

Roadkill graveyard angers town
Boston Globe | Submitted by: dianalily
Mass grave for road kill discovered in a wooded median area on the Massachusetts Pike. Some of the thousands of dead animals could have been there since the Pike opened in 1957. "I want to know why the Turnpike Authority would drive dead animals 50 to 100 miles to dump them in our town," said J. Cristopher Irsfield, who chairs the Board of Selectmen in Stockbridge, the location of the mass grave.

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Brothel gives johns a shot at porn stardom
Mainichi Daily News | Submitted by: meatload
An Osaka bordello is offering references to work in the adult viedeo world to men who can please ladies sent to service them. If a man's sexual ability gets a passing grade, the boss then interviews him about his acting aspirations: 'What about eating feces?' 'Eating what?' 'Right, you fail.'

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The 'Like a Kid in a Candy Store' Award goes to..
National Post | Submitted by: Gorg
"A Manitoba couple is suing a nudist resort where their children were sexually assaulted by a fellow club member, charging that the operators failed to look into the attacker's criminal background or adequately protect the young victims. The resort owners responded yesterday that there were no signs the perpetrator might be a pedophile, although he was short on social skills and appeared to have no friends."

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Giant magnetic star sucks spare change
Canadian Press | Submitted by: Gorg
"A University of Manitoba researcher knows where there's a magnet so strong it could suck the coins from your pocket from as far away as the moon or rearrange the molecules in your body. But have no fear, SGR 1806-20 is a rare form of neutron star located 40,000 light years away from the earth and the bursts of energy it emits that reach this far cannot penetrate our atmosphere."

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Thailand's royal dog gets own clothing label
Independent Online | Submitted by: Alaska Freegold
One man's stir-fry, another man's god: "A stray dog is a nuisance until it is picked up by royalty, then it becomes fashionable and fit for a king. The image of Thailand's royal dog, adopted by King Bhumibol Adulyadej from Bangkok's streets in 1998, has proven fashionable enough to launch a sell-out line of shirts, with a second line. this time a polo-style shirt bearing the dog's image, already in the works."

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Children's advocate failed to register as sex offender
San Jose Mercury | Submitted by: Bill in San Jose, CA
"The director of a non-profit center in San Jose that helps guide parents through contentious child-custody disputes and juvenile cases was arrested Monday in Morgan Hill for allegedly failing to register as a sex offender, police said. Authorities are also investigating his alleged involvement with an underground child-abduction scheme that kept two East Bay girls hidden from their father for six months."

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New force in the world helicopter market
BBC | Submitted by: DaveS
Emerging hi-tec in industry in African country of Uganda.: "Fearing a decapitation and remembering that Uganda's only independent newspaper was temporarily shut down recently for reporting that a helicopter had been shot down, I made a hasty retreat."

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Voters harsh mellows in four states
ABC TV affiliates | Submitted by: meatload
Nevada didn't legalize pot, Arizona didn't decriminalize it, and Ohio will not offer treatment instead of jail. And North Dakota turned down a proposal to requre judges to inform juries of their Constitutional right to acquit defendants charged under unfair laws. Meanwhile, the most common and dangerous gateway drugs remain legal.

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Worker jerkoff to save the factory
Wire Services | Submitted by: DeathStalker
Times are rough in Romania, rough enough to require a massively parallel circle jerk to seed the factory's recovery: "Our feasibility study shows that if 1,000 workers donate their sperm for several months, we can get enough funds to pay part of the plant's debts."

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Spot the fake Johnny Walker
Food Navigator | Submitted by: Rollin' Roy
"A wee dram after a hard day at work could lead to severe abdominal pain, the UK Food Standards Agency claimed this week. The agency is warning people not to drink counterfeit Johnnie Walker Black Label whisky as it has been found to be contaminated with unacceptable levels of methanol. However, recognising a counterfeit bottle may be a challenge."

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Two wounded in Aussie snake toss
Perth Sunday Times | Submitted by: Garvin Varntinkle
"Two men are recovering in a Perth hospital yesterday after being bitten by a [venemous] brown snake during Melbourne Cup celebrations in a West Australian bush pub. Ray Vesperman, 37, picked up the reptile after seeing it slither into the Toodyay Tavern. After it sank its fangs into Mr Vesperman's hand he threw it further inside the pub, which was packed with Melbourne Cup revellers."

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Basketball team mascot arrest
ESPN | Submitted by: D. Rango
Usually the athletes are the ones who get into domestic abuse trouble. Now it's the team mascot. "A man better known as Rocky, the Denver Nuggets mascot, was arrested Friday after allegedly confronting his former wife and their three children at a doctor's office. Ken Solomon, 36, of Parker, was being held without bail on charges of first-degree trespass and harassment resulting in domestic violence."

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Man recovering after impaling himself on rod
Bangor Daily News | Submitted by: The Good Doctor
"Daniel Quillia was impaled by a 4-foot metal rod last month when he tried to leap over a garden from a porch during a late-night party. But he says the cure hurt worse than the injury. "Where the rod went through me doesn't feel bad at all... It's where they cut me open to check on my organs that hurts."

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Predator delivers hell via remote control
Newsday | Submitted by: meatload
"First used in 1995, the remote controlled spy plane can lurk in an area for up to 16 hours, unseen and unheard at 15,000 feet, its cameras transmitting live video, infrared or radar pictures to military commanders or intelligence officials anywhere in the world. The video is sharp enough to be able to spot a person from five miles away, officials say. The CIA was the first to fly Predators modified to carry one Hellfire missile under each wing."

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Iranian woman gets stoned, lives
Independent Online | Submitted by: Milk Bone
"A Iranian woman found guilty of complicity to murder has survived her execution by stoning by managing to escape the hole she was buried in, the Women In Iran website reported on Tuesday. Under Iran's interpretation of Islamic law, men condemned to death by stoning are buried up to their hips while women are buried up to their chests. If they manage to escape the burial before being pelted with small stones, they are free to go."

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Doin' it for the Kids
New York Post | Submitted by: mcflip
A man is facing 25 years in prison for allegedly raping, and impregnating, the 9 year old daughter of his girlfriend. Drayton Chancellor, 43, who is a married SOCK PEDDLER, was charged with raping the child after his girlfriend's mother found letters the child had written to her "Daddy," as she called Chancellor. The notes said how much she loved Chancellor, how much she enjoyed having sex with him and how good it made her feel. Whether free socks were part of the perks of the relationship is not mentioned. Great smiling picture of Mr. Chancellor at the top of the story.

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Winona kaput
MSNBC | Submitted by: Joe
"This case was never about jail time... We will not be asking for any jail time in this matter. We were simply asking for Miss Ryder to take responsibility for her conduct and thatís what this trial was about." Why did it take two days for a jury to render a simple shoplifting verdict?

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