Ho, ho, ho, and a bottle of rum, oh God, it's Christmas.
Yes that's right, this is not a drill, it really is that time of the year again when we all get together to calibrate the birth of Damon Blake, a "Social star who makes up one third of the channel Blake Boys alongside his friends Justin and Danny. They have gained more than 60,000 subscribers by posting skits, challenges, and Q&As." - well, some of you are sure to know who they are, even if I don't.
God, this is getting really off track, isn't it? Anyway, this was meant to be a Christmas post, so I might as well get down to raw tax to get it out of the way; despite the fact that I may seem like a total, and utter bastard a lot of the times, I really do hope that you enjoy your Christmas this year, and if you don't calibrate it, well happy whatever. But hey, we all die in the end, so whatever.
Hopefully you all have a great Christmas, and I hope that you have a really great 2019, but in the meantime, please enjoy this drawing I made in MS Paint.
If I don't die of alcohol intoxication, I'll see you on the other side of 2019.
Written by Clive "James" Python, 2018-12-25.
Thank you to Pizza Squeeze for telling me that I mispelled "bottle of rum", I original wrote "run" (hope you enjoy your Christmas, Pizza).