________ .__ _____ .__.__ \_____ \__ _ _| | / \ _____ |__| | / | \ \/ \/ / | / \ / \\__ \ | | | / | \ /| |__/ Y \/ __ \| | |__ \_______ /\/\_/ |____/\____|__ (____ /__|____/ \/ \/ \/ {O,O} {O,O} /)_) (__(\ "" " " OwlMail No. I Date: 03/07/17 E-Mail me: owlman@protonmail.com My Website: https://owlman.neocities.org Text falls under CC BY-NC-SA 3.0 ___________________________________________________ NEWSLETTER: "SAME OLD CRAP, RIPPING OFF B3TA!" "Same Old Crap, Ripping off b3ta!" This Week: >>WHAT IS GOING ON NOW? - Oh my God. What now? >>UK POLITICS - No-one wins! >>ASCII OF THE NOW - Someone wins! >>CHECK THIS SHIT OUT! - You better! >>FAN MAIL - I do get some! >>UNTIL NEXT TIME... - Piss off ------------------------------------------------- >WHAT IS GOING ON NOW? First off, hello, second off, sorry. I'm English don't you know? So... what is going on here, eh? To answer my own question, this is a way to change things up a bit, there is no mail list - thank God - that you can join. Even if you could join a list, why would you? Only three people would join the mail list! ------------------------------------------------- >UK POLITICS My good mate, Chunky, told me this joke the other day; "What's the difference between my penis and parliament? Parliament is hung." - Thanks for that one, mate. He doesn't even know about this website, lul. So the UK "just" voted on who they want to rule their shit little island, annnd it's a Conservative victory with Labour in second. Now, unlike in the USA, we don't riot about not winning the General Election, I don't know why maybe it's because we're not babies who get killed by guns all of the time. Nothing is going to change really, the only new thing is that there are more Labour members in parliament, so Jeremy Corbyn better do his best! One of the best things that happened in the General Election is that UKIP got FuCkInG KiLlEd, not only did they get zero seats in parliament, but Paul Nuttall resigned! GET WRECKED! This was also the first time that I was legally allowed to vote in the General Election, and damn, I voted so hard that I popped a blood vessel and nearly broke a rib. I'll let you guess who I voted for. ------------------------------------------------- >ASCII OF THE NOW If I manage not to hang myself, I'll try and do a thing where I pick "ASCII of The Now" - AKA ASCII that I quite like. This weeks winner is everyone in the UK! Only joking, no-one wins anything if they live in this shithole. z $b$$F F" 4$$P" r *$$$".c... %-4$$$$$$$$" J$*$$$$$$P ^r4$$$$$$" *f*$$*" ".4 *$$$$$$. 4ee%.e. .$$$$$$$$r 4$$$$$$b P$**)$$$$b e..4$$$$$$$" $$$$$$c. 3$$$$$$$$*" " ^"$$$$$$c *$$$$$$$$$. *$$$$$$$. ..$$$$$$$L c ..J$$$$$$$b d"$$$$$$$F .@$$$$$$$$$$$P".. ..$$$$$$$$$$ d$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ =$$$$$$P"" " .e$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ *"" $**$$$$$$$$$$$$$$* "".$$$$$$$$$C . .z$$$$$$$$$$$$$$"" .$$$*"^**" " =P" " Art is by Unknown. ------------------------------------------------- >CHECK THIS SHIT OUT! From the worst part of the Web, I have found some of the very best links for you to click on and check out! Enjoy at your own cost... :THE BEATLES - THE WHITW ALBUM | VIBNYL ALBUM REVIEW :https://youtube.com/watch?v=syJuQ17I7KQ :I HATE MY WEIRD OLD VIDEOS :https://youtube.com/watch?v=q64pKxX5maU :DOUBLE KING :https://youtube.com/watch?v=w_MSFkZHNi4 :CREEPY WIKI ARTICLES :https://pastebin.com/MpBb8x8s :JUNE IS AMIGA MONTH! :https://zbox.neocities.org/Amimonth/amigamonth.html :BIG TOWER TINY SQUARE :http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/684617 :GINGER BREAD MAN :http://newgrounds.com/audio/listen/12785 :KRATZEN :https://kratzen.neocities.org/ :WHITES OF THEIR EYES :http://explosm.net/comics/4644/ :MAN MILK OR MOO MILK? :http://www2.b3ta.com/man-milk-or-moo-milk/ As of late, I've found out about this 80's band called 'Warlock', they sound quite good they do. While playing their album "Burning The Witches" I feel like it is one of the most 80's things ever, I don't know what the lead singer looks like, but I imagine that she has big blond Jewfro, while she is dressed in pink and blue with neon colours in the background. ------------------------------------------------- >FAN MAIL Today's fan mail comes from fellow Neocities user Kratzen, who writes; "if you misrepesent furries i'll file a thousand DMCA notices against your site" Why thank you for your nice words! If you want to send me some more nice words, you can contact me with the E-Mail address at the top, or if you use Neocities, you may write on my wall at this URL; https://neocities.org/site/owlman ------------------------------------------------- >UNTIL NEXT TIME Go away. Oh, also, this may be a one-off thing, or I might stick with it. I'm really not sure, but hey, we all die in the end, don't we. One of the down-sides of using this style is that I can't use photos, that might be a pain in the arse later. I don't know. Right now I'm working on a new article (Holy shit) that is about the Monalisa Perez and Pedro Ruiz YouTube gun stunt thing. Hopfuly it will be out by Monday. But if you know me, it will be out in 2036. I really need to write more shit and put it on this website. Oh well! In other news, I'm now a free man, my life is no longer full of shit to do, I can spend all of my free time on the Web, wanking to yiff while playing Doom on the easiest setting at the same time I drink Pepsi from Poundland anytime I like! Amazing! Because of this, it means that I can write more shit articles to spam Neocities with. Or I might just wank more. We'll see. Love you all! ~ Clive "James" Python P.S. Never stop doing what you love, never. ___________________________________________________ |