Crazy Frog

By Clive Python | 14jammar

So, two Judas Priest Fans commit suicide because of a songs, Weird Al does a song about wanking and some guy names his band "Kunt and the Gang" - that ain't shit compared to the Swedish Eurodance band Crazy Frog.

Yeah... okay, I was just joking about the first part...

You see that little shit on the left? I fucking hate that frog, I can tell you for a full FACT that I never liked the fucking Crazy Frog. Even as a little shit he was a pain in my arse. The Crazy Cunt

Here is a shite history of the little shit.

Some time in 1997 Swedish actor and playwright Erik Wernquist made the mistake of marketing the little shit to that of ringtone provider Jamba! (later known as Jamster). The animation was originally created to accompany a sound effect produced by Daniel Malmedahl in 1997 while attempting to imitate the sound of a two-stroke engine.

Sometime in like 2006 he did a shitty remix of Axel F.


Oh fuck it.

I really fucking hate that frog.

Also, on his shitty Facebook page the "Related Pages" are great;

  • PornTube
  • French sex pictures
  • Prolapsus anal
  • Nude photography
  • Adolf Hitler

And before you go "Oh Clive, it's based on stuff you look at!"

Fuck off, I don't even use Facebook.

What was I doing? Oh fuck, the shit article - yeah, yeah - uh, fuck you, just read the Wikipedia page on the frog.

I can't be bothered to write about the blue shit. Right now I have a headake, I feel sick and fuck you.

I don't care about writing this. I won't even archive it, you can archive it if you like but I have better things to do.


Crazy Frog - Wikipedia

Written by Clive "James" Python, 11/04/17. Archive Link